Got to work late `cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody`s disgusted
`Cause it`s one of those days, it`s just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can`t find my wallet and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days, it`s just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There`s not even anything good on TV
It`s just one of those day, it`s just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
It`s just one of those days, gonna be one of those days
The nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants
Just one of those days, ever have one of those days
The bank called me up and told me I`m overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin` crosses out on my front lawn
And I can`t believe it, all the Cheetos are gone
It`s just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone
Those darn Russian spies won`t leave me alone
Shouldn`t have got up this morning, should`ve known
It`s just one of those days, it`s just one of those days
A 747 crashed into my den
And there`s nothin` but tater-tots for dinner again
It`s just one of those days
Never mind, it`s just one of those days
Big steamroller just ran over my mom
And I cut myself shaving and they`re dropping the bomb
It`s just one of those days
That`s all, it`s just one of those days
Then late at night, just before I go to bed
The world blows up and now everybody`s dead
You just can`t deny it, it`s just like I said
Just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It`s just one of those days
