Such A Groovy Guy — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror I`m-a such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I`m so charming and adorable I`m sure that you can see
And everyone`s always trying to hang around with me
They tell me I`m the greatest and it`s hard to disagree
`Cause I`m so perfect in every way

And I`m so cute I can hardly stand it
And I`m so handsome honey I could just die
I know that you`ll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try
`Cause I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attatch electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn`t that be fun?

And then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss
I`ll make you wear a harness and I`ll show you who`s the boss
Of course if you refuse, well honey it`s your loss
I mean I don`t do this with just anyone.

So how can you say it`s all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you`re leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why

I mean after all I`m really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!

I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I`m such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

(To fade)