If you go down to Willow Farm,
to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies
Open your eyes, it`s full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the focks on the rocks,
and the musical box.
Oh, there`s Mum & Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone`s happy to be here.
There`s Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an
egg,
the egg was a bird.
(Fly away you sweet little thing, they`re hard on your tail)
Hadn`t you heard?
(They`re going to change you into a human being!)
Yes, we`re happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.
We`ve got everything, we`re growing everything,
We`ve got some in
We`ve got some out
We`ve got some wild things floating about
Everyone, we`re changing everyone,
you name them all,
We`ve had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.
ALL CHANGE!
Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,
You`re all full of ball.
Dad to dam to dum to mum
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,
You`re all full of ball.
Let me hear you lies, we`re living this up to the eyes.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa
Momma I want you now.
And as you listen to my voice
To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.
You`ve been here all the time,
Like it or not, like what you got,
You`re under the soil (the soil, the soil),
Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil!).
So we`ll end with a whistle and end with a bang
and all of us fit in our places.