My new girlfriend is better than you she`s got bigger breasts and a higher IQ and she always knows which fork to use and she doesn`t always have some lame excuse she`s a-wigglin` and a-gigglin` and a-bakin` a pie and I can tell by the look in her eye that she`s never gonna make me have to wonder why and we`re gonna have a hell of a time she`s better than you when she`s with me and we`re hanging around we sit and talk about how you let me down and how you always used to make that annoying sound and how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds so I really hope you`re happy with the way it turned out cause you made a fool of me but who`s laughing now who`s laughing now and who`s laughing not HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA she`s better than you my new girlfriend is better than you she`s got higher breasts and a bigger IQ.