I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who`s all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I`ve won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud, baby
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it`s me. Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you
Well, I guess I`m doin` fine"
He says, "It`s three a.m., there`s too much noise
Don`t you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just `cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like
A flag stuck on my window screen
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around `cause two`s a crowd
On my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don`t hang around, baby, two`s a crowd