King Dork — текст песни (The Mr. T Experience)

I don`t have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you`re like a living doll
Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen
But I`m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
I`m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen
You`re too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
You`re more than Monty Python
Star Trek or Dr. Who
You`re much more than
MST3K or D&D yeah
I`m King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
I`m King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e.
Once you get used to it
Maybe you can love me just a little bit
Would that be, such a catastrophe?
So don`t start screaming yet
Just lower your standards and get set
Whatever it takes, however it has to be
Those other girls can`t stand me
There`s none as fair as you
But if they see you and me
It might embarass you
So we`ll go where they will never see you
I`m King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
I`m King Dork and I want you to be my
I`m King Dork and I want you to be my
I`m King Dork and I want you to be my Queen