Man`s Best Friend — текст песни (Ice Cube)

I can dig it!

Chorus: samples (repeat 2X) *1 and *2, *3 and *4 simultaneously

*1 Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
*2 Dog-catcher, dog-catcher!
*3 Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay
*4 I can dig it!

[Verse One]
Here`s another topic I`m addressin
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
as I let you know about man`s best friend
Now remember: it used to be a dog like Lassie
but now in ninety-one it`s a gun if you asked me
Just like a jimmy hat`s used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I`d rather have a AK than a fuckin canine
Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
me and the dog`s goin out on a stretcher
And I ain`t with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool, he`ll shit in the den
Nowadays.. a gat is man`s best friend

Chorus + Cube saying Man`s best friend after *3 first time

[Verse Two]
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can`t put a motherfuckin pitbull
under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my beretta, and I betcha
it`ll probably work, a 100 percent better
Cause it`ll keep me out of danger
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all y`all intruders
Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter
I don`t just wanna give your ass rabies
I`d rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I can`t do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool, he`ll shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man`s best friend

Just don`t let me see you shoot no dogs!
Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this:
Over thirty, white, male, middle class --> Peter Jennings

Take that motherfuckers!