I won`t be comin home tonite
3am sittin in the gutter tired of waitin around
Puke on the pavement beer in my hand
Now pick up the phone and make a call to my house
Hearin a voice I can`t understand
Dad I`m too drunk come give me a hand
I`m sick and tired of waitin around
That`s ok I`m fallin back down
I won`t be comin home tonite.