Post PostModern Man — текст песни (Devo)

If I had a hammer

Id wake up my neighbors

Pounding out a rhythm

All about you

If I had a pencil

Id push me some paper

Id build a skyscraper

To get close to you

If I had a lasso

Id sail out the window

And land on an island

Next to you

If I had a hot rod

Id fasten up my seatbelt

And break the speed limit

Gettin to you

But I aint got a hammer

And I aint got a pencil

And I aint got a lasso

So Im doing it the hard way

Like a post post-modern man

If I had a credit card

Id clear me a pathway

Through the deepest jungle

Right to your door

If I had a camera

Id snap away my fingers

And collect up the pictures

Of you of course

But I aint got a hot rod

And I aint got a credit card

No chance for a camera

So Im doing it the hard way

Like a post post-modern man

Well I aint got a hammer

And I aint got a lasso

No chance for a camera

So Im doing it the hard way