She`s always appearing with a band of renown
You want to go and see her when you`re feeling down
She`s a breathtaking spectacle, with guaranteed hope
She`ll make you feel good, `cause she`s the best thing since soap
She`ll greet you in the alley with a .45 smile [or fortified smile]
She`s the original sideshow and she`s got her own style.
Pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yes, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
`Cause she`s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run.
Now, she dances on air just like Superman`s child
Like a [???] she`s wild but she`s mild
She`s more fun than Colorado, and more far-out than Maine
She comes on like thunder and she`s more right than rain
She`s the mother of earth, and the goddess of [???]
She`s the chicken and the egg and whichever came first.
Pardon my baby, she got to have her chance
Oh, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her chance.
`Cause she`s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her dance.
Yeah, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yeah, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yes, she`s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run.
Woooo! My, My!