[Baby Cryin`, Scary music, laughin` voice .. ]
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy`s playhouse,
you stupid muthafuckaaaaaa!
[a low bass metal voice .. ]
Now that you got the album,
what the fuck are you gonna do with it,
BITCH BITCH Bitch bitch ...
Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain`t no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I`m gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you fuck up I`m goin` to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and lough
Cuz I`m puttin` led in your mothafuckin` ass
Psychopathic, but the ho`s are attracted
Because when I`m on hard my dick`s at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho`s when I fuck
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there`s nothin` else to do
You`re used to the crew, bitch
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that`s it I`m still talkin` shit
-=- CuT -=-
I told you that nigga was crazy
E boy, that`s my boy, godamnit
-=- CuT -=-
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It`s a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me fuck you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said fuck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I`ll fuck the biggest one
And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho`s to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I`z wide and said
Here`s what I`m gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let`s wreck it
But I won`t love you,
When I`m done I`d still be talkin` shit ...
-=- CuT -=-
That boy`z good
Yeah that boy`s good
That mothafucka`z talkin` all kinds of shit
I used to get pussy like eazy here and every day
You`re mothafuckin` lyin`
How you know I`m mothafuckin` lyin`?
You`re lyin`, your dick can`t get hard ..
Oh, suck my dick mothafucka
Nigga you lied
Who you`re talkin` to..?
...
-=- CuT -=-
Dre : Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that shit,
HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET`S REWIND IT!
-=- CuT -=-
Niggaz don`t see I`m a 100% legit
And you know it ain`t about all that bullshit
It`s about fuckin` this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho`
Just throwin` me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She`s bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho` like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I`m not a pussy-eater
So when the shit hits the fan it`s outta my mouth
You don`t like what I`m talkin` about
All of ya`ll can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cuz I`m still talkin` shit ..
-=- CuT -=-
The boy`s good, I told you the boy`s good
The nigga has talent
You don`t know a damn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old shit did`nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey fuck you, fuck you ..
