Heinous Anus — текст песни (Devin Townsend)

10 am, and I hit the alarm
It`s been 5 short hours since I tied one on
And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup
I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt

Grab my knees and howl like a dawg
I`ve got a 12 inch long jalapeГ±o log
You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I`ll pass
I ain`t got a week to nurse my ass!!!

I just want a normal stool!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!

I`ve been on the throne all day
I can`t face the world in any other way
Help me out,
I wanna be someone who
Doesn`t start the morning with a molten poo!!!

I don`t want this screaming hoop!!!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!