Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a `lads night`
ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.
Ever wondered where the evil dead go?
There`s a little place called Nightmare Scenario
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,
where the drinks are cheap - and it`s open all hours.
Bonaparte`s on brandy - he swills it down his throat,
Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin`s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.
Dear God above (if you exist),
hope you see the funny side to this
now don`t get cross - don`t bite your nails,
oh, Son of Man your mission failed.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a `lads night`
ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.
Herod`s in the family room to baby sit the first born,
Mengele`s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,
when Pol Pot turns the lights out they`ll play murder in the dark.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a `lads night`
ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.
Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero`s belly,
while the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.
Caligula kills `My Way` on the karaoke stage -
young `Chezzy` Borgia`s barred for life for drinking under age.
This is far more than just a joke.
Can`t you see the fire for the smoke?
Choose any public house you please
and find dictators such as these.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a `lads night`
ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.
Hell is where the heart lies -
(in Purgatory`s borders).
The great thing `bout eternity -
they never call last orders!
