It`s so hot if we were corn we would be poppin`.
Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin`.
We`ll be the Blister Sisters if we don`t start chillin`.
If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that`d be killin`,
I`d be willin".
This heat has turned us crispy,
Splat some butter on, we`re toast.
Or fill us full of breadcrumbs,
and call us stuffed twin roast.
Chorus 1:
Stayin` cool...give us goosebumps, turn us blue.
Stayin` cool...a frosty blizzard that`ll do.
Stayin` cool...big icy shiver down our spine.
Stayin` cool...an ice cube sandwich would be fine.
Brrrrrrrrrr... Let`s be the candles on a cake somebody blows on.
Or give an elephant a drink and turn his nose on.
The answer might be an adjustment in our attitude,
But I rather go way north and change our latitude!
Cool!
Let`s gulp down tons of water,
Til we`re big as a full moon.
Then get someone to pop us,
Like a giant water balloon.
Pop Pop Pop.
Chorus 2:
Stayin` cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.
Stayin` cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.
Stayin` cool...just slide a glacier down my back.
Stayin` cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.
I ye-ye-ye-ye!
It`s so hot, hot, hot.
Arriba!
Chorus 1
Chorus 2
Brrrrrr! It`s so hot, hot, hot. Stayin cool.