Today`s Sermon — текст песни (Chumbawamba)

And now, the Reverend Abraham Meekly, saver of souls
Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk
Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk
Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk
Their laws to guide me
And a crutch to walk
Brothers and sisters, I have sinned more than sinning, I have been away these last four long years, but now I am returned to the fold to be among my flock. I come as humble shepherd embodied by the almighty, the power above, the power which is in me. Because I am reborn, brothers and sisters, I am living proof that government saves. Brothers and sisters, I want you to show our faith in the powers that be, for we are the true believers. I want you to come forward together, come to me, and let us feel the power of the cross. Today`s lesson, stay in your homes except on Thursday, do not stray from the path, as our signpost says, you can`t miss it really, and we`re open all day. Now there`s no need to rush, we`ve got plenty of pencils for everyone. Now there`re collecting tins for ordinations, check, credit card facilities are payable, government savings, stickers and badges on sale, T-shirts in small, medium, or large, all at competitive prices. Put a down-payment on your place in heaven, and buy me another four years, brothers and sisters. Dance wherever you may be, I am the lord of the dance said she. And if you don`t dance, we have ways of making you dance. Government be with you!
Amen