Can`t hear `cos your mouth`s full of shit
Do something about it
Well I`m really back to basics right beside a bar
Choke the double trouble big one to joker with the card
Good call
What`s the crack what`s the damage done today
From the commons to the common a banana skin away
Knock it back knock it out
Chuck a nightmare dart
Quiet
Compere on the mic turns turning to the court
Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack
Bolinger and Bitter says the Colonies are back
Can`t hear `cos your mouth`s full of shit
Do something about it
You think you`re god`s gift
You`re a liar
I wouldn`t piss on you
If you were on fire
Up yer ronsom
Take a tab
With a flash of Zippo light
Catch the hip parade passing to the polaroids right
Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand
A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam
Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
Claims he doesn`t really mean every srew-`em-all barb
Pass the mic
Karaoke with the yesteryear stars
Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start
Can`t hear `cos your mouth`s full of shit
Do something about it
You think you`re god`s gift
You`re a liar
I wouldn`t piss on you
If you were on fire