Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I`ll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose.
All the girls are in love with me
I`m a teenage lobotomy.
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I`ll have to tell `em
That I got no cerebellum.
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I`m a teenage lobotomy.
(Repeat)
