What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That`s what you get for all your trouble.
I`ll never fall in love again.
I`ll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he`ll never phone you.
I`ll never fall in love again.
I`ll never fall in love again.
Don`t tell me what is all about,
`Cause I`ve been there and I`m glad I`m out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I`m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That`s what you get for your devotion.
I`ll never fall in love again.
I`ll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I`ll never fall in love again!
I`ll never fall in love again!