[Q:]</i> If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:]</i> Uh, the uncle.
[Q:]</i> And in more trouble than?
[A:]</i> A pregnant nun.
So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole
Pig`s Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil` treats.
Awe, that little pig.