If I Had A Million Dollars — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d but you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I`d buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I`d build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn`t be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn`t that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that`s cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d but you John Merick`s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I`d buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn`t have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We`d take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
i`d but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that`s cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I`d buy you a monkey (haven`t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I`d be RICH!