Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king
He cha-chaжЉЇ when the band is playin?rock and roll
He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.
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Because heжЉЇ too pooped to pop, too old a soul
Hips gettin?weaker when he tries to do the stroll
And every time his feet get to go in one way
Here comes a new dance and itжЉЇ goin?to stray.
Chicks told Casey, жЏ§ou better move man,
This is only a one night stand?br> Casey wasnжЉ° in time but he was dancin?awhile
Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.
2x Chorus
Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in `22
Now, IжЉ¦ gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl youжЉЋ better get hip
Or, youжЉЈl be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin?weaker when youжЉЈl try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin?to go in one way
Here comes a new dance youжЉЈl be left to stray.