Hulk Hogan — текст песни (Skankin` Pickle)

When I was 15 years old
I weighed only 96 lbs
Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids
My body started to swell
My penis didn`t look too well
After deep thought meditation
I joined the Wrestling Federation

When I step into the ring
Little Hulksters scream & shout
Although I`m feeling really
I can`t keep my hair from falling out
Macho grabs me by the hair
Throws me up into the air
There goes another 60 strands
Out into the screaming fans

I`m Hulk Hogan
I am losing all my hair