If it`s not you moaning, then it`s someone else,
Jumping down my throat, every chance you get,
If it`s not you crying, then it`s probably me
You`re the little dog messing up my tree -
Billy Hunt is a magical world,
Full of strippers and long legged girls
Clark Kent`s got nothing on me,
I`ll spy like James Bond and die like King Kong
Billy Hunt, Billy Hunt, Billy, Billy, Billy
Billy Hunt, Billy Hunt, Billy, Billy, Billy
I remember the first day at my job,
I didn`t get along with the foreman, Bob
Do this. Do that. Don`t even stop for a cough.
He used to be a sergeant in the R.A.F.
No one pushes Billy Hunt around,
Well they do, but not for long
`cause when I get fit and grow bionic arms
the whole world`s gonna wish it weren`t born -
I could be a Superman
Satisfy any whim that I wanted to,
I could be a Human machine
I could show Steve Austin a thing or two -
If it`s not you moaning, then it`s someone else,
Jumping down my throat, every chance you get,
If it`s not you crying, then it`s probably me
You`re the little dog messing up my tree -
No one pushes Billy Hunt around,
Well they do, but not for long
`cause when I get fit and grow bionic arms
the whole world`s gonna wish it weren`t born -
Billy Hunt, Billy Hunt, Billy, Billy, Billy
Billy Hunt, Billy Hunt, Billy, Billy, Billy