Straight from the shoulder
I think like a soldier
I know what`s right and what`s wrong
He knows what`s right and what`s wrong.
I`m the original discriminating buffalo man
And I`ll do what`s wrong as long as I can
He`ll do what`s wrong as long as he can
I live in a labyrinth under the sea
Down in the dark as dark as can be
I like the dark as dark as can be
He likes the dark as dark as can be
I`ll even attack you or eat you whole
Down in the dark my bone mills roll
Porridge for my porridge bowl
Porridge for his porridge bowl
I`m strong as the earth from which I`m born
He`s strong as the earth from which he`s born
I can`t dream well because of my horns
He can`t dream well because of his horns
Moo
I`m strong as the earth from which I`m born
He`s strong as the earth from which he`s born
I can`t dream well because of my horns
He can`t dream well because of his horns
A minotaur gets very sore
His features they are such a bore
His habits are predicta-bull
Aggressively relia-bull, bull, bull
I`m strong as the earth from which I`m born
He`s strong as the earth from which he`s born
I can`t dream well because of my horns
He can`t dream well because of his horns
I`m the original discriminating buffalo man
And I`ll do what`s wrong as long as I can
He`ll do what`s wrong as long as he can