What God Said — текст песни (Uninvited)

I talked to God and god said Hey!
I`ve got a lot of things to say
write it down this very day
and spread the word in every way.
I talked to God and heres the deal:
He said to floss between each meal
Drive with both hands on the wheel
and on the first date dont cop a feel
Chorus
I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
that we shouldn`t already know
shouldnt already know
And talked to God and here`s what he said:
wear a helmet on your head
when you ride a bike instead
or you`ll crash and end up dead.
I asked God for the Holy Word
ageless wisdom never heard
He just said to feed the birds
love your pets, clean up their turds
Chorus
I talked to God and God said John,
I let them kill my only son
and my creation`s so undone
that I can`t help out everyone
But if youre looking for advice
you don`t need to ask me twice
start with the basics: just be nice
and see if that makes things all right.