Space Quest (R. Wilco)
I`m always on a mission
to save someone, and I
tell yah, after a while
it is no fun.
I`m sick of getting pushed
around by people who are
supposedly my friends.
You`d think that since
we`re in space, the torture
from them would end.
Now I`m on a lil quest, better
then the rest.
And I`m gonna save the day, hey
that`s all I have to say.
I`ve defeated Vohaul, and those
damn Sarien.
I whooped their ass like I would
the damn Red Baron.
I got chased around by a Labion
Terror Beast, he thought with me
he could have a wonderful feast.
I defeated so many evil villians.
Now it`s time that I retired
cause I don`t wanna deal with
another Sarien Encounter.
I`ve been involved in 6 god
damn Space Quest.
I just wanna sit at home and
play with Beatrice`s breasts.