Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention
to dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension
He`s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he disappeared
Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy
Never got it back Oh what happened to his Moggy
He`s got his mind set on illusion
to find the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he`s disappeared
All the kids around about his neighbourhood
used to laugh at him and call him names
Silly old bat freaky four-eyes
sort of things they used to shout
He can`t hear them now
He`s disappeared
Colleagues at the lab
they all thought that he was crazy
Don`t know where he`s at
His formulas to them are hazy
He had his mind set on illusion
He found the secrets of diffusion
Conclusion: he`s disappeared