When the thought of any good love
Seems as far off as the sun
And friends are cold and distant
Over some stupid thing I`ve done
I used to wax and wallow
In the throes of misery
Now I simply just haul myself down to the mall
And buy a pair of therapy.
New shoes, new shoes
Oh life seems so much better
In some brand new patent leather
Guaranteed to shine away your blues
Even on credit, I never regret it
I just adore new shoes.
Now some women cheer themselves
With a brand new slinky dress
Well, I`ve gained three sizes since I`ve been in college
That would just serve to depress
But get me to an Agnier,
Even a Payless will do in a pinch,
I don`t like to brag but my feet are quite slim
They have not gained an inch.
New shoes, new shoes
A brand new set of pumps
Can get me out of the dumps
I get to dye them any color I choose
A couple of sling backs and I get my zing back
I just adore new shoes.
My love life is over I just go buy some loafers!
Gosh it sure feels good
To put a deposit in my foot ware closet
lmelda Marcos was just misunderstood
New shoes, new shoes
Oh problems seem much smaller
When you`re four inches taller
You can rise about them low-down blues
The higher the heel, the better I feel
I just adore new shoes.