Well we`re the freaks of the industry.
My man Money B Oh my mellow Shock G
The freaks of the industry
And when you see us back stage be prepared to G
Well they say that birds do it bees do it. [do it]
Time to freak Money B gets to it
Not a heavyweight but I go twelve rounds
With a jab and a stick I`m goin` lick for lick so
Give me the helmet I`ll be the stunt man.
Just relax, and I won`t front.
Like Anita, I`m givin` you the best that I`ve got,
And I`ll be takin` it slow, never missin` a spot
Yes, caressing your back we`re chest to chest she`s kissing on my
freckles.
I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck.
`Oh Money B,` yeah, that`s what you`ll be screamin` and creamin`
But it`s not a wet dream, it`s the real
The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin` a kitty-cat get past me,
Without picking it up, pettin` it, teasin` it,
Takin` it on home and pleasin` it
Cause we`re the freaks of the industry,
You`s a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G.
Say you`re G`in` [G`in`?]
Nobody else is seein`
And the freak that you`re wit` is in front of you,
Bendin` over naked, and she`s leanin` on the dresser [Ooh yeah]
You`re lookin` at her from the rear [Yeah]
She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]
Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,
But the X-rated video queen,
Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A`ight, here`s the scene:
You`re lying on you`re back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty`s two feet from your head:
Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound `em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.
So you`re freakin` [freakin`], the furniture`s squeakin` [squeakin`]
She`s tweakin`, sayin` that she`s weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You`re taxin` it and waxin` it and workin` it around,
`Til the booty starts makin` that clappin` sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin` in the other room.
The clappin`s getting louder, you don`t want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can`t see me any more.
Check the locks so they can`t clock, but they can listen.
There`ll be no bargin` in and there`ll be no dissin` [Dissin`]
Gettin` back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the
cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, `I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.`
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, `Yo, don`t say nuttin`, I guess I`m just a freak!`
Cause we`re the freaks of the industry.
Aw, you`s a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B.
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G.
[You know what man, you`s a freak.
I seen you with that girl at the hotel after
that show last week.
And what about that time out there in the park?
Shhh, don`t tell nobody]
It`s like this:
Now if there`s a cure for this,
We don`t want it, we`ll run from it
And if there`s a remedy,
We don`t need it, we just eat it.
[This is to the ladies: I`m a freak
Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man]
