Please — текст песни (The Hippos)

Why must you pick on me?
Have you no sympathy?
I`m just trying to get to school.
I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me.
So I`m alone in the car pool (lane).
When I saw those flashing lights,
when I heard you read my rights,
I knew this wasn`t gonna be my day...
So, Officer please don`t ticket me,
my violation doesn`t deserve a citation.
Please, I won`t bother you so don`t bother me.
"Sorry son but that`s what I`ve got to do."
I`m tired of these stupid rules.
I`ve got to waste my day at traffic school,
and on top of that I`ve got to pay a fine.
The CHP likes to pick on me.
They`ve got no sympathy.
They`re nothing but fat red neck swine.
(Chorus)