I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
Conjure up a bitch to bone when I`m alone
Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when I`m drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma, sittin` by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
Nah, keep it going
Crazytown, yo y`all just not known`
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get out
Cause my brain just ain`t what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes
I get, uh! Damn I`m drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get, uh! Damn I`m drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
Yeah I`m good bad, dope I`m freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
Crazy`s comin` through you know we`re gonna blow up
Hold up, wait, I think I`m gonna throw up
Nah, false alarm
I`m getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I`m drunk
Yeah, only when I`m drunk
Only when I`m drunk
It happens only when I`m drunk
It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I`m that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin` colt forty fever when I`m coolin` with my people
Got ho`s in east Columbus when I`m Billy D. Rico
Cause I move like I`m smooth like Like I`m Harry Belafonte
Lookin` for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch
with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that`s cause I`m old enough to do that of shit
God damn, I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
I get drunk and can`t nobody whoop me
I`m trippin` it must be that brew that I was sippin`
Kickin` in, guess I shouldn`t have mixed it with the Gin
Cause when I`m laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin` I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can`t move
Feels like I`m stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin` four-o`s
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I`m drunk
Yeah, only when I`m drunk
Only when I`m drunk
It happens only when I`m drunk
