(Cummings-Bachman)
Tell your city slicking` cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
She`s been shakin` up my biscuits
Draggin` my feet all over town
There`s some bacon in the kitchen
And a clean towel behind the door
Yes I`ll meet you at the warehouse
Then I`ll never see you no more
And it`s too much for me
All that lovin` for one man
Yeah she`s too much for me
But I`ll do the best I can
She used to call me "Rascal"
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"
