My Parties — текст песни (Mark Knopfler)

Well this is my back yard - my back gate

I hate to start my parties late

Heres the party cart - aint that great?

That aint the best part baby - just wait

Thats a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze

Portable hammock honey - who needs trees

Its casual entertaining - we aim to please

At my parties



Check out the shingles - its brand new

Excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you

Hey everybody - let me give you a toast

This ones for me - the host with the most



Its getting a trifle colder - step inside my home

Thats a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone

Thats a musical doorbell - it dont ring, I aint kiddin

It plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon



Boy, this punch is a trip - its o.k. in my book

Here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit

Ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook

Let me show you honey - its easy - look

You take a fork and spike em - say, did you try these?

So glad you like em - the secrets in the cheese

Its casual entertaining - we aim to please

At my parties



Now dont talk to me about the polar bear

Dont talk to me about the ozone layer

Aint so much of anything these days, even the air

Theyre running out of rhinos - what do I care?

Lets hear it for the dolphin - lets hear it for the trees

Aint runnin out of nothin in my deep freeze

Its casual entertaining - we aim to please

At my parties