The freaks`ll stay together
They`re a tight old crew
You look at them
And they look at you
I love the ballyhoo girl
But she don`t care
It`s hard to find love anywhere
Hard to find love anywhere
The professor is the talker
He`s the talking man
And if he can`t clean a midway
Nobody can
He`ll get the tip on in
From the midway mud
You gotta have the sawdust in the blood
Gotta have the sawdust in the blood
See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl
Come see the big fat lady
`Gator slim with the alligator skin
Come see the devil baby
Springer is the talker
He`s the talking man
He`s got the whole studio
Eating out of his hand
You can be on too
With the nuts and the geeks
Call 1-800-IMA FREAK
1-800-IMA FREAK
Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl
Come be the big fat lady
`Gator slim with the alligator skin
Come be the devil baby
Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl
Come be the big fat lady
`Gator slim with the alligator skin
Come be the devil baby