(Chris DuBois / Lee Thomas Miller)
It`s funny all things a man can do when he`s asleep
like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV
or the next night I could the CEO of IBM
or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we`re both in
Oh how perfect it would be
if my life we`re like my dreams
(chorus)
But then again there is the one where it`s a normal day at work
and I realize that I`m not wearing pants
or the one where I`m skydiving
and my parachute won`t open
and I wake up screaming just before I land
on second thought I think I`ll stick with my reality
cause it`s a scary place to be
there`s no logic there`s no guarantee
In My Dreams
John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine
last night he even told me what I am the walrus means
the alarm clock started ringing I hit snooze and closed my eyes
and won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice
Oh how perfect it would be
if my life we`re like my dreams
(chorus)
But then again there is the one
where I`m running through the forest
from a psycho with a meat hook for a hand
or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter
cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
on second thought I think I`ll stick with my reality
cause it`s a scary place to be
there`s no logic there`s no guarantee
In My Dreams
Oh how perfect it would be
if my life we`re like my dreams
But then again there is the one where it`s a normal day at work
and I realize that I`m not wearing pants
or the one where I`m skydiving
and my parachute won`t open
and I realize that I`m not wearing pants
But then again there is the one
where I`m running through the forest
and I realize that I`m not wearing pants
or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter
and I realize that I`m not wearing pants
