Walkin` down the road, tryin` to lose my load
Chick walks up to me and says Man I feel so cold!
Do I have to shout, get your sad ass out!
Freaks like you just make me sick, you leave me with no doubt
Dada`s always drunk, he`s a piece of junk
Beatin` up on his girl, actin` like a punk
Dada`s always broke, can`t afford the coke
The alcohol will choke, He`s a freakin` joke!
Get a handle on it
Jimmy`s gone to school, he had to keep his cool
Couldn`t make the grade, they said he was a fool
Jimmy pulls his piece, Everybody freeze!
Miss Spencer tried to cool him down 1-2-trigger squeeze
Jimmy`s in the jam, why, thank you Uncle Sam
You f**ked up my life, I take the blame, Oh my oh what a shame
Wasted, that`s what I am, Jimmy started to think
If this is what it takes to be a man, it f**kin` stinks
Get a handle on it
Jenny`s gone to work, her boss is such a jerk
Pattin` Jenny on the butt he treats her like a perk
Jenny screams aloud, I may be well endowed
But you don`t know y`right from wrong, you know that ain`t allowed
Jenny`s lost her job, just to execute a slob
Standin` up for her rights, it`s goodnight Mr. Bob
The court was fair and square, Jenny combs her hair
Everybody, step aside -- electric chair
Get a handle on it