I thought I was bad thought l`ze a kickn` stud
I thought I had a knockn` stroll
I caught a momma glidin` through the alley
A big pink pussycat she said "Meow"
She said her name was Tammy
And her sugar hills worked the cure
I came to her in jammies
And I left so-phista-mature
Dirty Mutha Fuzz
Well the next day I hung over
My head still hurt like hell
I begged to her have mercy
But she pounded on me just like a nail
She unwrapped all by chocolates
I opened up all her cans
She spread herself out like a banquet and said
"I`m gonna punish you my man"
Dirty Mutha Fuzz
I got my fine sexy sheba here
She only smokes the peckerilla
It`s like we`re chillin` down in Graceland
She`s Elvis - I`m Priscilla
Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
She`s built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
Dirty, she`s got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little Orphan Annie`s got on red stiletto heels
She said, "You love it, you love it,
Just gaze up at me as you kneel"
When she went for the whip fellas
A chill went down my spine
Such an innocent face
With such an evil mind
I pushed the buttons on her blaster
John Coltrane began to bop
I started workin` on a solid rhythm
With horns over the top
All at once she whispered
"A little fertilizer will make it grow"
Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
And I covered her with snow
Dirty Mutha Fuzz
Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
She`s built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
Dirty, she`s got the velvety hand cuffs
I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
Little Orphan Annie`s got on red stiletto heels
She said, "You love it, you love it
You`re not above it -- you`re dirty."