Necrophilia — текст песни (Sudden Death)

Living in the dead zone, my foreplay
Takes place in the land where cadavers decay
Every Friday night I go out to the necropolis
And take my situation to the max and get on top of it
People think I`m sick and I never deny it
I just tell the people not to knock it till they try it
But nobody understands, they think I`m sick in the head
Just because I am obsessed with making love to the dead
I`m a necrophiliac
I`m in love with the dead, no I`m not smokin` crack
My wife dropped dead just a couple years back
`Til death do us part is a load of horse crap
Take it from me `cause we`re still in love
Got an everlasting blessing from the Man up above
My wife is the best, she makes me feel dizzy
Me and the corpse are gonna get busy

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Wham! Bam! Thank you ma`am
Those underground are the best in the land
Wham! Bam! Thank you ma`am
If the dead can`t do it, no one can

Dead things rule, I mean nothing goes wrong
Man I never hear complaints about how big or how long
Many people think it`s sick just because the body`s cold
But I love bein` the one in total control
She never talks back, she doesn`t even say no
She doesn`t care if I`m diggin` her up fast or slow
And girls if you`re looking for the man of your dreams
You can dig him up anywhere and I guarantee
That he`ll be hard, but now back to me
The thing I like about it is so easy to see
I can go anywhere and I`ll always have a date
She`s all I ever wanted and she never comes late
Birth control, don`t need none of those things
Dead things can`t reproduce more dead things
Bones and rotting skin are nice to the touch
And the worms and the maggots don`t mind too much
Cadavers look cool when they`re dressed up in charms
Just as long as she doesn`t fall apart in my arms
If you can`t see it my way, don`t give me flack
Carcasses are sexy when they`re flat on their back

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