In case you ever wanted to find my home
You frowned and said Well the dang law should arrest ya
This old house keeps falling apart
So I went down to the local Wal-Mart
And bought this Coleman lantern to impress ya
`Cause every light in the house is blown
I keep on a clappin` but they don`t clap on
House looks like where the amish live
There`s really no point to pay the power bill
`Cause every light in the house is blown
The number`s won`t even light up on my telephone
`Cause every light in the house is blown
It got awful dang depressing
The bulbs all blew out one by one
And I just can`t afford right now to replace them
Until then I`ll sit here in the dark
`Cause I can`t get this old generator to start
Now I`ve got four batteries but I don`t wanna waste `em
`Cause Every Light in the house is blown
I`d love to sell the place but it can`t be shown
Looks just like where the Clampets lived
Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills
Every light in the house is blown
No more reading Country Weekly while I`m on the throne
`Cause every light in the house is blown
can`t see a thing `till the crack of dawn
House looks like where Ben Franklin`s born
Before he flew a kite in an electrical storm
Every light in the house is blown
I was hopin` maybe Trace would float me a loan
`Cause every light in the house is blown