I`d be really pleased to meet you
if only I could remember your name
But I got problems with my memory
ever since I got a winner in the fame game.
I`m a citizen of Legoland travellin` incommunicado
And I don`t give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados.
But I don`t want to be
The backpage interview
I don`t want launderette anonymity.
I want my handprints in the
Concrete on Sunset Boulevard
A dummy in Tussauds
you`ll see.
Incommunicado
incommunicado
Incommunicado
incommunicado.
I`m a marquee veteran
A multi-media bonafide celebrity
I`ve got an allergy to Perrier
Daylight and responsability.
I`m a rootin`-tootin` cowboy
A Peter Pan with street credibility
Always taking the point with
The dawn patrol fraternity.
Sometimes it seems like I`ve been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door.
Call it synchronicity
call it `deja vu`
I just put my faifh in destiny
it`s the way that
But I dont want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding limousine.
Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now-file
A toupee on the cabaret scene.
I wanna do adverts for American Express cards
talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France
my own cocktail bar
and that`s where you`re gonna find me.
Incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado.
Sometimes it seems like I`ve been here before . . .
Incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado
incommunicado is the only way.
In-com-mu-nicado
in-com-mu-nicado
in-com-mu-nicado
in-com-mu-nicado.