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Tesla
And the sign says No long hair freaky people need not apply
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you`ll do
So I took off my hat I said Imagine that Huh Me working for you
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Signs Signs Everywhere there`s signs
Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind
Do this Don`t do that Can`t you read the sign
And the sign says Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He`d tell it to your face Man You`re some kind of sinner
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Oh Say now mister Can`t you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can`t watch No You can`t eat You ain`t supposed to be here
And the sign says You gotto have a membership card just to get inside Huh
And the sign says Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn`t have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign
I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I`m alive and doing fine
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