You Can`t Handle This — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

Making young girls pine
I don`t have the time
Babies get in line
I`ve got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes "ka-ching"
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you`re up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
`Cause you can`t handle this

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No, No, No
You can`t handle this
No, No, No
You can`t handle this

Through my glasses glare
You`ll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I`ve got a retainer
Maybe I`m the physics main event
Maybe I`m the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I`m coplanar
If you`re up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
`Cause you can`t handle this

Chorus

Bridge-
And Leonard Nimoy
Can`t stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
Awesome
I am the awesomest

Chorus