(Leslie Satcher/Don Poythress)
Don`t play me no love songs
I ain`t in love today
Don`t play me no train songs
I ain`t goin` away
Don`t play me no gospel songs the good Lord knows the truth
I`m in a real bad mood
Don`t play me no rock `n` roll
I don`t want to dance
Don`t play me no hillbilly
I`m too blue for grass
And that chessy easy listenin` stuff is for elevator fools
I`m in a real bad mood
I`m in a funk, sunk
In a pool of pitiful
I got the mange
I`m a chain
Son, you don`t wanna pull
You won`t cross this old yard dog
If you know what`s good for you
I`m in a real bad mood
Don`t want no beans and taters
Ain`t got no appetite
And `em cold store bought tomatoes
Lord, they make me want to fight
Yeah I want to chew on something
I ain`t just a little uptight
I`m in a real bad mood
I`m in a funk, sunk
In a pool of pitiful
I got the mange
I`m a chain
Son, you don`t wanna pull
You won`t cross this old yard dog
If you know what`s good for you
I`m in a real bad mood
Yeah, I want to chew on something
Honey anybody`s ass will do
I`m in a real bad mood
I`d get out of the house if I were you
Momma`s in a bad mood