Shaniqua — текст песни (Little T)

Hello?
Nah Nah she don`t live here man
I thought I told you!
Yo, I think you need to step off aight?!

Moved into my apartment after U n Iversity
The only one who lives here is me! So why the phone ring along?
I got no friends except Mike and he`s gone for the summer!
And I just want sum peace n quiet!
Come to my room and it`s a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Everytime I take a step can`t sleep can`t eat can`t breathe can`t bet
Can`t even get my work done
Cuz ppl keep callin with the same damn question
Hello Is Shaniqua there?
Nah, she neva moved out last year, I think you have tha wrong numba, this is little T
U sure u ain`t Shaniqua`s brother?
MAN can`t you just leave me alone? This ain`t Shaniqua`s house, this ain`t her phone, and dont call back again, cuz if u do, u know the answer man
*Chorus*
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Shaniqua dont live here no mo`
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO

Verse 2
I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she pothead with too many zits?
Or a movie star, with some big ass tits
Does she take the train, or drive in a car?
Work in the office? Or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know? She could be albino for all i care!
Hello, is Shaniqua there?
Yeah, she is, but she can`t talk now, she`s busy milkin on purple cow, and talkin to the easter bunny!
Man you think you`re funny?
Shut up beavis i told you 6 times before

Chorus

Check my machine on friday, there was 22 messages
Man I can`t win at this
One said
This is for the kid livin with Shaniqua, if you want that trick u can keep her!
Will this ever cease? So i can get some sleep?
Shaniqua moved out leave a message at the beep
*beep*
Yo...Shaniqua...I love you..... Call me...

Chorus