The Chronic — текст песни (Dr. Dre f Daz, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Wa)

{*dial tone, then numbers being dialed*}

[Warren G]
Let me call this old bitch, see what this bitch doin
{*mumbling*} Call this bitch, raggedy-ass, shit man

[Some Gal] Hello?
[Warren G] Whassup?!
[Some Gal] Nothin, whatchu doin?
[Warren G] Nuttin, just kickin it
[Some Gal] Are y`all done?
[Warren G] Nah, whatchu gon` do today?
[Some Gal] Umm.. pick up my stuff from the cleaners
[Some Gal] Might go get my nails done
[Warren G] Seriously
[Some Gal] Why whassup?
[Warren G] Ay did did did whats-a-name done get at you yesterday?
[Some Gal] Who?
[Warren G] {*singing*} Deeez nuuuts!
[Some Gal] Aw shut up nigga!

[comedy skit]
I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?
I said, Darling you`d have some walnuts.
She said, Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?
I said, Hell yes!
She said, Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?
I said, Hell no bitch you`d have a dick in your mouth! {*echoes*}

Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check one
Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check two
Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check three
[Snoop] Check game from the no-torious Compton G

[Dr. Dre]
Back with some shit that gots to bump
As you pull up in the park you pops the trunk
Just to floss it like a motherfuker, clownin an` shit
Got the Dana`s on your hooptie and your fly-ass bitch
Throw off, go off, show off, I take that hoe
If she proper, I`ma pop her, the hole hopper
It`s back on the track
With big money, big nuts, and a big fat chronic sack

[Snoop]
So Daz, step up on they ass
And give these motherfuckers a blast from the past

[Daz]
Diggidy Daz out of the cut with some shit that I wrote
With my nigga D-R-E, so you know I must be dope
But uh, rat-tat-tat-tat that ass
Startin static with Dre, make way for the AK
that I bring as I slang like cavi
Not from Kris Kross but they call me Mac Daddy
Had he, not known about the city I`m from
Long Beach, tic tac, grab your gat, watch your back
Here I come, stompin in my kahki suit
B.G. from the hood, kinfolk Eastwood
God damn, I ripped up, flipped up, and skipped up
on top of things as they swing towards my ding-a-ling

[Snoop]
But could you raise up off his nuts?
Cause Dr. Drizze`s about to rizzip shit up

Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check one
Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check two
Chiggie check
[Andre] Microphone, check three
[Snoop] You`re tuned to the sounds of the D-R-E

[Dr. Dre]
Now check me out, it`s back to the old school
Where the niggaz get they strap on, don`t nobody cap on
Slap on some D-R-E
Or some funky ass shit by the D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G
Real G`s who drop ki`s
Protect these, N-U-T`s, so nigga please
Peep out my manuscript
You`ll see that it`s a must I drop gangsta shit (BE-OTCH!)
So recognize game from the gangsta
Thangs will remain the same until I change `em

[Snoop]
It`s real easy to see
So you can check sounds from Nate D-O-double-G