M.H.`S JOKES — текст песни (The Fall)

[MES is the one swearing a lot]

Anyway, this guy goes "Fuckin `ell, you don` `alf complain for an eleven year old do you?"

ooooohhhh

-That machine is nice

-Fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah

-I want that machine

-Yeah what yeah right,

-clean joke

-Wuh

-If I tell a good clean joke, can I have that?

-No you fuckin can`t

-I want it, honest

-You can`t have it

-There`s no VUs coming up there at all. Is it supposed to have VUs on it?

-No, it`s not. `S fuckin` my machine, that. Keep your hands off it.

-It`s your machine. It`s a VU-less machine. Sure it`s recording, Mark? Better turn the volume up. OK, what d`you call a guy with a spade in his head? Doug.

-Jesus, that`s pathetic.

-What d`you call a guy who`s been dead and buried for 30,000 years? Pete. (nervous laugh) Come on, then, astound me with your wit, Mark.

[Cut]

-Come on, rewind it, let`s see what you had to say.

-Erm, we`ve been through this before, haven`t we?

-Right I`ll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we`ve done it once, but the cameras weren`t rolling

-Nah, I`m thinking of my joke actually.

-So I`m reading Frank Zappa, right, it`s an au- it`s a biography by Frank Zappa

-Right [MES totally disinterested]

-And - errrr - it`s 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it

-Hrrrrrrghhhhhm

-How many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden I`m realising, errr

-More interested when you were talking about Napoleon actually