I`M INTO CB — текст песни (The Fall)

Well I`ve never had a car
Never been near a lorry
Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose
My codename`s Happy Harry
I`m into CB



I`ve had loads of jobs
For very minute lolly
Creation schemes
So I suppose I was lucky
And the money it took
To buy a CB set
Took lines off my belly
My codename`s Cedar Plank
I`m Into CB
I`m Into CB



At 16 I drank cheap sherry
Got plastered in the stations and swing parks
Off my mother I stole some money
Had a treat with a bottle of Martini
So sick I couldn`t walk or sit
Since then I`ve not touched it
I won`t bore you with tales of being greedy
I`m just into CB
I`m into CB



My family`s a weird lot
My stepsister`s got a horrible growth
Listens to all this muzak shit
Reads Smash Hits while she`s eating her tea
To me it sounds like bad CB



My father`s not bad really
He got me these wires and bits
Apart from that he talks to me hardly
I`m just into CB



This is Happy Harry Plank
from the land of waving palms
calling out to Cedar Plank
477 CC
There`s no Code 13
In the home of chocolate city
I`m having trouble with the terminology
But I`m into CB



I`ve got this letter before me
It`s buff with a confidential seal
I`d better open it
It`s a fine and a formal threat
I should of listened to New Face in Hell
The date expired last week
Up here I forget what time it is
It says you`re going to go when you go
Or else you`re for it boy
If that`s what you get for having a hobby
Next mail you get will be mail in jail
If that`s what you get for having a hobby
Next year mail in jail
It that`s what you get for having a hobby
Next time I`m out I`ll join a riot
That`s the last you`ll hear for me
I`ll keep clear of CB
Keep clear of CB