There he goes just a walking down the street
he`s a big piece of man with tha big piece of meat
he`s brash in a flash he`s got a fistful of cash
he`s keeping his cool while he`s making his dash
he`s got a smile that says trouble and a fist that says love
he`ll burst your bubble like death from above
he`s a man with a mission a fire in the hole
he`s hormones raging out of control
he`s the man
there she goes just a walking down the street
she`s a plastic wrapped candy bar with pumps on her feet
she`s got a glamorous stink you can smell from miles around
and when she barks on by she drags her sex on the ground
she`s got chemical hair she`ll flick it into your face
she keeps a silicon spare and a bottle of mace
she doesn`t know what she wants but she`ll get it for free
cuz she`s got more curves than the monte grand prix
she`s the man
he`s on the go hard pills and he`s looking for you
cocked and loaded in a world turned blue
she`s a sweet wee lass who`s good for a laugh
looking for a gentleman to blow it up her arse
he`s a stiff messiah hot off the cross
she`s a burning pyre made of candy floss
dj moses uniting the drugged
jesus and mary man it must be love
you`re the man