*(Verse 1)*
Let me get that needle, pass it,
When it comes to the get high, baby I`m a junky bastard
The fastest, so I`m a flow exempt me
Let me get a dozen bagels and a ???
Now please arrest me, officer,
`Cause I started lookin` in the Nautica
Polo, Tommy Hillfiger sweater
Mr. Woody Harrilson couldn`t do no better
I`m Natural Born to the motherfuckin` letter
For pleasure, I dig out your brain like treasure
Take your blood pressure, examine, measure
Discover, twenty years ago I fucked your mother
I`m a born junky, I`ll never recover
*(Chorus)* 2x
Let me get that needle, pass it, when it comes to bein` the dope fiend,
Kid I got`s to have it
Let me get that needle, pass it, when it comes to the get high,
Baby I`m a junky bastard
*(Verse 2)*
I be gettin` voodoo raw like Greek sex
I`m searchin` for six chicks wit` sloppy tits hangin` off their chests
Fuck kickin` flavor in your ear,
I`d rather kick you in your fuckin` cunt, then rip off your brassiere
I`m here, Mr. I-double-L-B,
A-double-L, puffin` on a nick a crack in my jail-cell
They pay me well for my services
When I murder kids, I orgasm
Then I get rid of the evidence
Left up on the scene of the crime
I spit back inside of my mouth when I rhyme
Bloody, little punk ass, rudy-dudy
Let me get your crack-rock and all your money
Sonny, I`m a fuckin` sicky
I`m a six-inch it in then toss you in the lake like Ricki
Illin` like a handy-capped spaz
Peep the soup-bass, rippin` out the frame of your ass
*(Chorus)* 2x
*(Verse 3)*
Walkin` through the rain, I saw you
You were holdin` hands, I`m startin` to feel like Orange Juice Jones
I don`t really care if you just returned your glasses
I`m a take a butcher knife to your sorry asses
(?) Stop fantasizing about pizza-pies wit` (?)
Body parts n shit, get your fuckin` throat slit
`Cause I`m a modern crazy guy, you`re all gonna die
So why even bother actin` fly on the plane to Chicago
Call Hertz rent a rental car
Think your crazy `cause you got a scar
Think again, I`ll cut you again
I`m a put that doody-casserole inside of your mother`s oven
*(Chorus)* 2x
