I`ve got a theory — текст песни (Joss Whedon)

I`ve got a theory
That it`s a demon
A dancing demon, nyeh,
Something isn`t right there

I`ve got a theory
Some kid is dreamin
And we`re all stuck iside his wacky Broadway nightmare

I`ve got a theory we should work this out
It`s getting eerie, what`s this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Whih is ridiculous
Cuz witches they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I`ll be over here

I`ve got a theory
It could be bunnies

Ive got a-

Bunnies aren`t just cute like everybody supposes
They`ve got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses
And what`s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets

Iv`e got a theory we should work this fast
Because it clearly could get serious before it`s passed

I`ve got a theory
It doesn`t matter
What can`t we face if we`re together?
What`s in this place that we can`t weather?
Apocolypse, we`ve all been there
The same old trips, why should we care?
What can`t we do if we get in it?
We`ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We`ll pay the price
It`s do or die
Hey, I`ve died twice
What can`t we face if we`re together?
What`s in this place that we can`t weather?
There`s nothing we can`t face
Except for bunnies